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Ted (2012)


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Plot  In 1985, John Bennett is a lonely child who dearly wished for his new Christmas gift, a large teddy bear named Ted, to come to life to be his friend. That wish coincided with a falling star and Ted became a fully mobile sentient being. John's parents got over the shock, word of the miracle spread and Ted was briefly a celebrity.

In 2012, John and Ted are still staunch, if immature, companions enjoying a hedonistic life even while John is in a relationship with office worker Lori Collins. As their fourth anniversary approaches, Lori hopes to marry John, but feels he cannot move ahead with his life with Ted around. John is resistant to making his lifelong companion leave, but is finally persuaded to act when the couple discover Ted at home with four prostitutes, one of whom had defecated on the floor during a game of truth or dare.

John finds Ted his own apartment and a job at a grocery store, where he meets coworker Tami-Lynn, has sexual intercourse with her on top of ...


Seth MacFarlane


Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice only)
Mark Wahlberg
Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett
Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis
Lori Collins
Joel McHale
Giovanni Ribisi
Giovanni Ribisi
Patrick Warburton
Laura Vandervoort
Matt Walsh
Thomas Murphy
Jessica Barth
Bill Smitrovich
Frank Stevens
Alex Borstein
John's mother
Ralph Garman
John's father
Jessica Stroup
Sam J. Jones
Ryan Reynolds
Ryan Reynolds
Jared (uncredited)
Norah Jones
Tom Skerritt
Tom Skerritt
Ted Danson
(self) (uncredited)
Patrick Stewart
Patrick Stewart


Release Dates


  Barton Fink rated Ted (2012) with 7.0 stars / 21.09.2016

  Guven K rated Ted (2012) with 7.0 stars / 01.02.2016

  hassan rated Ted (2012) with 8.0 stars / 19.01.2016

  rifai rated Ted (2012) with 8.0 stars / 13.01.2016

  Onur added Ted (2012) to favorites / 23.10.2015

  Bultan rated Ted (2012) with 6.0 stars / 08.01.2015

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